One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”
She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him
that’s the cutest thing i’ve ever seen.
I was really hoping for an explanation
it’s better without one
What do we say to the god of death?
Persephone: knock knock
Hades: who's there?
Persephone: it's September hope you're ready to bang like a screen door in a hurricane
why do nerds even fucking care so much about new thor and cap. thor odinson and steve rogers aren’t even fucking “going away” they’re just gonna be in a different comic
because babies dont have object permanence
First time I’ve ever been in a helicopter, 100 miles south of Addis Ababa, Ethiopia.
Just a reminder that this man is scared of heights.
the answer of someone who has thought about it at length